bettsplendens:

“I’m not fitting in with the social dynamic of the group, I’m mad at them all, so even though one hand is burned enough that I can’t use it and there are leopards and lions in the area, I’m going to build my own shelter over here. In one night. But I’ll still eat their food.” 

Also, different person, 

“so I know this new guy just showed up with like 80 pounds of perfectly safe jerky that was cooked from a fresh kill, but I’m being Manly so I’m going to eat this disgusting meat that, not only did I get from the head of a corpse, I stole from the corpse of a LEOPARD KILL because I’m Manly and because in survival you have to eat whatever you can” 

and this is the guy who lost his last challenge, days from the end, because he ate poisonous fruit and nearly burned a hole in his stomach from the lactic acid.

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