Like, you can walk up to any animal you want and pet it with 0 negative consequences, it comes right up to you and makes happy whatever-animal noises.
Me, I’d be tempted by any given big cat. I’d probably go with a pygmy marmoset and some grapes, though. Teeny-tiny monkey with teeny-tiny moustache and teeny-tiny hands. What’s not to love?
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