“i’m like maui” “how so?” “ordinary demiguy”
“nice name” “thanks i picked it out myself”
when u come out and your cis sibling who was assigned @ birth the same gender u were suddenly and loudly starts referring to themself as ur parents Precious Only child of that gender
when you come out as a trans guy and your mom is like “oh shit but before you were born i promised a witch my firstborn male child. I THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE”
please feel free to add your own wholesome pure trans jokes