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rattlecat:

😘 talk about your crush or partner

So like Shrine called me out on my shit today while cleaning our room. Because I was reading something on the PC while sitting in my chair, two pieces of trash in my hand, like bags or something, and I saw something that I read that I had to reply to so I replied to it.

Cue Shrine jabbing a finger in my direction going, ‘THAT’S HOW IT HAPPENS!’

Me: Huh?

Shrine: *points at the trash now on the floor* THAT’S HOW YOU WIND UP WITH SO MUCH SHIT AROUND YOUR CHAIR YOU JUST FUCKING DROP WHATEVER IS IN YOUR HAND LIKE A GOD DAMN ASTRONAUT SO YOU CAN TYPE

Which, I mean I can’t contest this because for one she just saw it so bullshitting it is out of the question and two you bet your god damn ass I sure as hell read that reply and in my mind’s eye I had absolutely nothing in my hands so whatever was in them is now on the floor and yep, that is how I wind up with so much shit around my chair. Babies have no sense of object permanence and you bet your ass I am one.