glumshoe:

vampireapologist:

bonesesmccoys:

mallaidh anne accidentally called me and I was too busy crying because my phone was blaring the Star Trek theme and saying her name except it can’t say her name so it only called out the emojis I have for her name and was calling out “FROG FACE FROG FACE” in an Australian accent

That’s me, frog face McGee

When I plug directions to Mallaidh Anne’s house into my phone, my Siri shouts “Starting route to Mull-Aid Anne Woman Vampire With Light Skintone Frog Face!” in a bad Australian accent. I know her #true name.