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ya but ya titty out

rather have my titty out than slowly suffocate in a chemical spill

How are women  suppose to get their bra off from under their clothes and secured properly to their face in time if there is a sudden leakage of lethal gas

Henry, you severely underestimate our abilities.

son, this bra clasps in the front, that is easy mode

Fact: Everyone who regularly wears a bra can get it off, barely disturbing the rest of their clothes, in under 20 seconds.

There could be a bra-less woman around you in less than 20 seconds.
You would never know.

You would never know but NowYouKno

Uh… I can’t.

if you have short sleeves, or even reasonably flexible long sleeves, you can pull your bra straps off your shoulders through the sleeves of your shirt and over your arms. then unclasp the bra and pull it out via top or bottom of your shirt. this is a really great trick for if you want to intimidate a man in bed. 

You can also get it off under your shirt, then grab it by one strap and whip it out through your sleeve if you’re feeling particularly dramatic.