nd43taags:

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nd43taags:

I legit wrote up a whole thing about dwarf beards and the different types of braids (they have three distinct genders and some smaller variations of non-trinary genders that are less common but still recognized) and how the braids indicate like a whole host of things beyond gender including marital status, preferences of partner, and whether or not they wish to raise children with a potential mate, and it was awesome but then something happened and i lost it and i will be forever sad.

Conversely, elves did not know what A Gender fucking was until they met humans.  They only have one pronoun, and it causes a lot of confusion to outsiders.  This is why it’s hard to tell the difference between male and female elves – they don’t give a shit about separating the two.

This is so so cool. I love elves just, , not knowing what a gender is.

humans, meeting elves for the first time: are you… man or woman?

elf: i am elf?

human: no i mean what gender are you

elf: *gesturing wildly to themselves* elf???? ELF??