dazzledfirestar:

some-kind-of-sneaky-witch-thief:

Bad male DND writers writing women: She’s really pale, small, thin, pretty, pure of heart, plays a healer, and her name is Blossom and she’s in love with big gruff men 🙂

Women playing DND: Her name is Hannah Throatsmasher, she has big horns and can kick your ass

Blossom tires of the nonsense big gruff men bring into her life and meets Hannah in a pub one night. The two go on legendary adventures and marry by the sea.