littlescrib:

thevelvetpelican:

Me: *going about my life, accomplishing normal life milestones*

My brain: There are castles for sale. In the European countryside. Buy one. Disappear. Adopt a flock of ravens. Become a local legend.

TBH that’s a brilliant idea.

In parts of Ireland they’re giving away castles, free, to people who have coherent plans to restore them or even just keep them from falling apart more.