a-mothers-wings:

criminarchy:

criminarchy:

ambulon-got-what-he-deserved:

ambulon-got-what-he-deserved:

ambulon-got-what-he-deserved:

I’m trying to at least get a start on this fic but it’s just

Perceptor: sass sass

First Aid: sass sass (but medically prescribed)

Perceptor: what gives you the right to give a shit about my health???

First Aid: well Percy I didn’t paint these medic symbols on my chassis because it was trendy

Perceptor: *treating the shuttle steering like a stress ball until his fingers dent it and then screams about it*

First Aid: truly the pinnacle of neurotypical behavior

First Aid: did it ever occur to you that it’s possible that I’m right?

Perceptor: shut up baby-ratchet

I never wrote this and probably never will but this is still the funniest chain I’ve posted I’m wheezing.

@doyourequirefirstaid