gatheringbones:

here is a thing no one ever tells you about lesbian relationships: Boobs Are A Lot, you are constantly stopping proceedings to pick them up and wodge them into a better position, you are constantly bickering over whose go on top of whose when you are cuddling face to face, there’s a lot of sudden pauses in conversation until one of you goes “wait a minute” and undulates quietly until you have achieved perfect boobular equilibrium.