mako-addiction:

carnistprivilege:

hungover me, lurching downstairs at 7am to chug a quart of water: *trips on the second step, falls off this and lands on my neck, crushes 12 vertebrae, dies*

This one of those things at taco bell you drop coins in to try and get free food. Except you’re the coins

I don’t care what’s upstairs, I am NOT going up those stairs.