Longrange, practically glowing and somehow expressing emojis with body language: I was so lucky to be born into such an easy life under a kind Lord ☀<3☀
Sharpshot, so pissed his armor is nearly on edge: nO
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Sharpshot: *tugs on Longrange's arm*
Longrange: *is moved*
Sharpshot: *pauses, easily lifts overly decorated, overly lightweight minibot*
Longrange: ???
Sharpshot: NO
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Random person: somehow makes commanding gesture and noise without noticing
Longrange: transforms and drapes over them
Random person: ???
Longrange: yes hello I am here point me at things
Sharpshot, emerging from the vents specifically for this: NO
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Longrange, showering: *meticulously polishes visible plating but ignores underneath*
Sharpshot: unacceptable, hold still, I can do better
Longrange: *proceeds to get a notable percentage lighter from removed grime*
Sharpshot: UNACCEPTABLE
Longrange: ?????

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Sharpshot: *is outraged on Longrange's behalf*
Longrange: ?????????