I’m from Stamford Connecticut, known for Travis the chimp. Chimpanzees are fucking terrifying and that day was horrible for the city.

They are TERRIFYING. It’d almost be better to try and keep a tiger as a pet. At least tigers look potentially dangerous, but don’t tend to be all that aggressive. 

Chimps? Chimps will mess you up, but they look enough like people that stupid humans will dress them in little clothes and treat them like they aren’t dangerous.