jumpingjacktrash:

agingwunderkind:

shitty-car-mods-daily:

I’m sure this car would have some horror stories to tell via Shitty_Car_Mods

i mean on the one hand, it’s not like the car is experiencing any distress. it’s a car. so like, sure, go ahead and stick your dick in a rusty metal tube if that makes you happy.

on the other hand, i kind of feel like your REAL kink is making sure i KNOW about you sticking your dick in a rusty metal tube, and that’s not cool, bro.

Sex with inanimate objects that you own or have permission to have sex with: sure, whatever. everything is a vibrator and/or fleshlight if your preferences are odd enough.

Announcing that sex to other, uncomfortable people: no. ew. stop.