glumshoe:

Humans: [evolve exceptional pattern-recognition, complex language, art skills, the memory capacity to store tremendous quantities of information about the world around us in our humongous brains, and the ability to transmit information between each other in extreme detail across cultures and generations, such as “which plants are safe to eat vs which plants can fuck you up”]

Poison ivy: “haha cute! what if I look wildly different from one plant to the next. what if sometimes I grow five leaves or mimic other plants. is that cool.”