So I live in Texas, and we get hail sometimes. It’s usually pea-sized or so. This batch was not. About 70 seconds straight of this.

[5-second clip of hail raining onto a porch, as seen through a slightly opened door. The hail is large, multiple pieces easily over a half inch long. The sound is very loud and resembles someone popping bubble wrap at high speeds while several children with sticks bang on a tin roof. In the background, someone yells “this is a little bit excessive!” in a thoroughly amused tone and is barely heard over the noise of falling hail.]