glumshoe:

queerukuleleplayer:

glumshoe:

lemonheadii:

glumshoe:

robots and detectives: two great tastes that taste great together

None of these words make sense to me

the detectives provide protein, the robots provide the satisfying crunch

This just sounds like you wanna fellate Inspector Gadget

Inspector Gadget is a human cyborg, you deviant. You fool.

And I don’t think fellatio is ever supposed to involve a crunch.