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Dolphins are if humans were wet tubes with no morals

A Dolphin was trained to save drowning people in exchange for fish!

[later]

We regret to inform you that the life saver dolphin has now drowned 40 people

That’s the dolphin who, upon being taught that giving her trainers found trash would get her a treat, stashed a huge piece of trash and gave them tiny bits at a time to get a treat for each one.

Dolphins are alarmingly smart. I can 100% guarantee that teaching a dolphin to save drowning people would result in that dolphin putting people in intentional danger in order to ‘save’ them.