sapphic-gems:

crystal-meepmorps:

snapbacksteven:

I feel like the humor in SU is one of the more underrated aspects of the show so let’s have a thread quoting our favorite funny moments! I’ll start

“NO MORE ROUGHHOUSING YOU’LL EXACERBATE YOUR CRACK”

Steven:*eating cereal* So, what’s today’s mission? I hope it’s… fighting, a giant… foot!

Pearl: If we’re supposed to fight a “giant foot”, Garnet would let us know.

Amethyst: Yeah, Garnet’s the boss.

Pearl: Well, we’re all a team. Garnet just has heightened perception that guides us towards our mission objective.

Amethyst: Yeah, she’s the boss.

Steven: So where is she, *eats some cereal* fighting the foot?

Pearl: She’s not “fighting the foot”. You know, Garnet goes off on missions without us all the time. She’s probably doing something very important.

Amethyst: Oh wait, Steven! I just remembered, Garnet had a special mission for you!

Steven: Really?

Amethyst: Yeah, she says, um, you have to slam your face into that bowl of cereal!

Steven: Okay. *slams face into cereal*

Amethyst: Good job Steven! You stopped the foot!

Pearl: There is no foot!

Steven: *face covered in cereal, proudly* Not anymore.

“This is Mom Universe. Where are the kids? Oh, they’re playing swords. Sorry, with swords. Oh no, they are dead. Sorry, I panicked.”