Month: February 2018

liquidxleather:

LAST THING OF THE NIGHT I SWEAR IT. Just some quick vaginas. My head canon is that sylvari vaginas are as unique and odd as sylvari dicks. They come in ALL sorts of shapes and sizes with all sorts of unique…features? My favorite is the shielded orange one. Such a shy little thing. >W> GOTTA TREAT HER RIGHT TO GET HER TO OPEN UP YES YOU DO. 

I’ve been thinking of getting a cat in the future. Where I come from (a UK city) everyone has outdoor cats but the posts you’ve reblogged noting the dangers and impact of this have informed me why this is a bad idea. However, one thing I’m worried about is the environmental impact of kitty/cat litter. As our old cat used to go outside we never produced waste that then needed to go to the landfill every week. Is there a better alternative?

Kitty litter is made from clay, there’s hardly a significant environmental impact from the making of it. I also don’t really think there’s that much of an impact from disposing of it into trash cans, but if you’re really concerned about that, you could probably just dump used kitty litter in a corner of your yard. Stick a flat stone or some dried leaves over it to stop any smell, and voila. 

I’m glad you plan to keep your future kitty indoors. Much better for all involved. A tip for cat toys: you can buy intact quail and duck wings from places online that sell them so you can use the feathers in flyfishing. The wings are a byproduct of hunting, the birds aren’t hunted specifically for the wings, and the wings are dried to preserve them. Get one or two, and your cat will go /nuts/ attacking them, like they’re real birds. Durable, safe for kitty, and great enrichment. If you know anybody who hunts birds, ask them to save you a few wings, and fold the wings up like how they’d be folded on a bird’s side. Stick the wing in a garage, sprinkle a big handful of salt on it, and leave it there for a month or so, it’ll dehydrate and won’t rot. 

gem-femme:

If you’re thinking of getting a cat, watch a bunch of episodes of My Cat From Hell and research how they communicate extensively first. It’ll teach you the realities of having a cat and how to care for your cat correctly. Cats are cute and funny but they have complex needs the way humans do and require a tremendous amount of respect, patience, and self awareness if you don’t want to have problems with them.

If you already have a cat and they are an asshole, 99% of the time it’s because of something YOU aren’t doing right. It’s not your cat’s fault. There is no such thing as a bad cat, they are always just cats that aren’t being cared for properly or that have a health problem that isn’t being dealt with. You have to earn a cat’s love and respect. You have to work with them to form a bond. It’s a lot of work to care for a cat properly but when you do, it’s totally worth it.

DO NOT GET A CAT IF YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO PUT IN THE EFFORT NEEDED TO CARE FOR THEM PROPERLY. IT CAN BE HARD WORK AND CAN TAKE A LOT OF TIME.

lethal-cuddles:

foxsgallery:

askflyleaf:

foxsgallery:

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt:

jaeger-of-freiheit:

Gordon Ramsay: calls people ‘darling’ and ‘sweetheart’ as it tends to be used as a friendly term in the UK and he only ever uses it in the friendly way

Gremlins: hes a mysoginist he doesn’t respect women at all :///

Gordon Ramsay: Cooks steak for a woman who was practically starving herself with a weird diet that cut out meat as she’d started working at a zoo that caused her to develop a gluten and dairy intolerance (shed only eat a baked potato or gluten free pasta with pesto and little else) who said she actually does enjoy meat but only if it was 100% organically and lovingly raised, goes through where and how the animal he’d gotten the meat from was raised with her, agrees that mass producing meat is a disgusting industry, raised two pigs himself in his back garden with love and care and cried when he had to send them to the slaughter house, calls chefs out on serving vegetarians things with meat products, is disgusted with frivolous shit like shark fin soup and any other food that involves senselelessly injuring or killing endangered animals for only a tiny bit of their meat

Gremlins: he couldn’t give a shit about vegetarians he hates them :///////

Gordon Ramsay: only screams, yells and swears at lazy, filthy, cheeky chefs who claim to be professionals with years of experience who can’t seem to follow the basic rules of hygiene/food preparation, is very gentle and encouraging with people who are still learning including children, is always ALWAYS respectful to wait staff (in the amy’s baking company episode when he learned that the owners were taking the tips of their one waiter he gave her his directly in front of them and also called them out on it in front of the customers too) and always starts off civilly until people give him shit

Gremlins: hes so over the top and verbally abusive ://///////////////////////// even top chefs can learn from their mistakes hes just a bully ://////

gordon ramsay is a good boy who did nothing wrong

I think these people need to watch clips of Kitchen Nightmares on Youtube.

The people he yells at often ripping off and sometimes even nearly poisoning customers.

There was one incident where bad lobster made someone so sick he had to call an Ambulance to the restaurant.

And never forget Amy’s Baking Company who was stealing tips from the waiters and waitresses

There was a hotel with the same thing going on.

Dude was running it into the ground so bad giving all his friends free rooms, food, and drink and couldn’t even pay his staff and because most of his business was comped for his buddies. 

He was taking from the tip jar whenever he helped on the floor on top of it.

Gordan found out one group of his friends left hundreds of dollars that was supposed to be passed out to the staff as big tips and he downright pocketed it.

So basically, people who complain about Gordon Ramsey know jack shit about Gordon Ramsey

shrineart:

I’m playing a manticore (Roshambo) and he’s acquired a goblin npc buddy (Gib) who rides on his shoulders. They’re spying on some other goblins who have captive wolves for mounts.

Roshambo: Hey buddy, you ever ride a wolf before?

Gib: Hrnnn…no, no…but ride man…man…big hairy man. Do good?

Roshambo: …yeah, you do.

Gib: *smiles*

Roshambo: I’m a manticore by the way.

Gib: Yes, yes, big hairy man, hair man, big.

Roshambo: Close enough.