Humans are adorable.

yettofindaname:

shakespork:

teaboot:

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist

makes me think about Pleakley

neurodivergent-crow:

androidboy:

androidboy:

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

snowflakeeel:

lemon-betta:

snowflakeeel:

snowflakeeel:

My 15% water change just turned into a 50% waterchange! Sometimes if you believe in yourself you can get so much more done!!!

I accidentally siphoned 35% of the tank’s water on to the floor

Hey! I’ve never once gotten more than a few drops of water on the floor. I suggest getting a python syphon! It’s worth it, I promise. We have 60 feet of syphon. It hooks up to the sink, the water from your tank goes into the drain, no more carrying buckets! You can pour the water from the sink directly into your tank, just pour the water conditioner into the tank before you start! It’s super easy, water changes only last about 20 minutes, even with the 55 gallon tank. It’s a little pricey, but well worth it!

cant pour freshwater directly into a saltwater tank like that.

Python water changers are AWESOME, you’ll never have to carry a bucket again, but they don’t work on saltwater.

For those unaware, the water for a saltwater tank’s water change has to be mixed outside the tank, then added in. You can’t just pour salt and water into the tank and wait for it to mix, you have to specifically mix it outside, to dissolve the salt mixture, then add it.

stickyfrogs:

Hello! 😀🐸
The frogs have a special squeak for when something confuses or surprises them or when something is happening that they don’t like.
Please enjoy the next post with Gumby’s excellent demonstration of The Squeak!

Most non-territorial reptiles and amphibians are pretty chill about being climbed on. When they do mind, though, it’s expressed in ways other than facial expression. Squeaking, rapid motions, and nipping are mostly what you see in that case.

rattlecat:

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

“Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman”

Will somebody just give this man an elliptical machine.

Simultaneously almost the same as and the complete opposite of a bicycle. 

lesbiangender:

tumbledbyturtles:

auntbutch:

babyanimalgifs:

This is his Jokers first day on the job, and he’s being such a good boy.

Donald W. Cook is a Los Angeles attorney with decades of experience bringing lawsuits over police dog bites — and mostly losing. He blames what he calls “The Rin Tin Tin Effect” — juries think of police dogs as noble, and have trouble visualizing how violent they can be during an arrest.

“[Police] use terms like ‘apprehend’ and ‘restrain,’ to try to portray it as a very antiseptic event,” Cook says. “But you look at the video and the dog is chewing away on his leg and mutilating him.”

Cook says the proliferation of smart phones and body cameras is capturing a reality that used to be lost on juries. “If it’s a good video,” he says, “it makes a case much easier to prevail on.”

The new generation of videos is capturing scenes of K9 arrests that are bloodier and more violent than imagined by the public. An NPR examination of police videos shows some officers using biting dogs against people who show minimal threat to officers, and a degree of violence that would be unacceptable if inflicted directly by the officers.

In fact, in many videos, the release of a dog appears to escalate the violence of an arrest.

“You just look at the dog as the source of pain and you do everything you can to address that pain,” says Seth Stoughton. He’s a former police officer, now an Assistant Professor of Law at the University of South Carolina who studies police use of force. “Those shouted commands — you’ll deal with that later, when the pain stops.”

And yet suspects who kick and try to shake the dog off are often accused of resisting arrest.

NPR (November 20, 2017)

i don’t care what this dog in particular is being trained to do. furthering the idea that police dogs are somehow cute or good directly contributes to injustice and the perceived acceptability of police violence

My aunt rescues and rehabilitates german shepherds, and the vast majority are failed police dogs. The rehab process for these dogs is intense. They are trained to be hyper vigilant and to resort to violence. They are often is worse condition than formerly abused animals. 

I spent a summer training one of these balls of anxiety. She was too fast and strong for my aunt to train her, so I did it. The biggest hurdle was getting her out of the mindset that biting someone gets her a treat. I had to let her bite my arm, forcible break the hold, and kennel her all without giving her a response because these dogs are trained to equate someone screaming at them as Go Time. 

By letting her attack me and showing her that I was stronger than her and then not allowing her to play with the other dogs was what finally got her to stop attacking whenever she heard a loud noise or was surprised or just felt like it. 

She still had to be homed in a gun-free, pet-free, child-free home because of the sheer anxiety she was bred for. These dogs are not cute, they are horribly mistreated.

My mom did the exact opposite of what the person above is talking about, she was involved in training the dogs not to restrain themselves when attacking. She was 18 – 21 and they had her wear this thick glove and then provoke the dogs onto biting her arm. She said they didn’t naturally want to be very aggressive towards a 100 pound, 5’3" girl, which is the size my mother was at the time. She has scars on her arm from getting time to bite so hard it broke the protective gloves.

I remember thinking that was cool as a kid. Now I just find it horrifying that they were teaching dogs to use brutal force against…. children. My mother may have been a young adult at the time but most people are 100 pounds and 5’3" as teenagers, not adults

What are short, skinny teens even doing that warrants the use of dogs? Can a grown man with a gun really not subdue someone that size on their own??

It’s animal abuse used to further police brutality

malformalady:

Frog-legged Beetle(Sagra Femorata).
Their common name derives from the striking resemblance of their hind
legs to those of a frog. They dot use these for jumping. Rather, these
powerful legs are used to hold tightly to the stems of plants. In this manner they remain firmly attached while feeding. This insect
species is endemic to portions of Malaysia, Java, Sumatra, Borneo, and
the Philippines. Within their native range they are typically found in
regions of jungle.

Photo credit:
NickKing via Project Noah

look at him LEGGY