thatsr0ughbuddy:

Me before anti-depressants:

I’m ugly as sin, unbearable, and I want to drown myself. 

Me after anti-depressants:

I’m ugly as sin, unbearable, and if you don’t like it get the fuck outta my way cause I still got shit I wanna do before I die BEEP BEEP MOTHER FUCKERS. 

heir-of-puns:

mod2amaryllis:

totalskeletontrash:

The continued adventures of Taako, whose very survival is a mystery currently being studied by scientists worldwide.

“Stunning production values, a shoe-in for the Best Editing category and a fair argument for Best Director. The struggle of this very dumb boy will have you laughing, crying, and remembering exactly what it is that makes us human.”

-Roger Ebert

@roxolotl i am sure you’ve seen this but i am here to make you see it again

laurelhach:

corn snakes are not lap snakes; give them anything less than 100% of your attention for 15 seconds and they’ve gone over your shoulder, through your blankets, rearranged their tank, texted your ex, hailed a cab, and stolen the declaration of independence

nayx:

thetrashiestoftrash:

sharkbutt-groove:

here’s a compilation of different people driving box trucks into a low bridge over and over

It’s worth knowing a few fun facts, courtesy of 11foot8.com:

  • They can’t raise the bridge because it’s a train trestle, and raising it would require closing and modifying miles of busy track.
  • They can’t lower the road because it’s directly over a sewer main.
  • They can’t ban trucks entirely because there are too many local deliveries.
  • That section of road has a speed limit of 25 mph, numerous signs alerting drivers to the 11’8" limit, and recently they added a sensor that activates the stoplight and a flashing “overheight warning” sign so that drivers have to stop and think really hard about going forward.
  • The clearance is actually nearly three inches more than 11’8", the maximum deviation from the signage allowed.
  • Trucks have been getting stuck or damaged since the 1960s.

The guy who runs the website (and owns the cameras) says he sees a lot more trucks pull up to the stoplight, look at the warnings, and turn off onto the side road, but about once a month, someone hits the bridge.

why is this video so satisfying

catpda:

catpda:

how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. 

when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.

now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy

i love cats!!! 

im so glad my little Foofy has touched everyone’s hearts… she luvs you all