aintnomessnomo:

spacefrog23:

archangel09:

dirtroadswhiskeydreams:

Welcome to Florida

I would love to have been at the insurance office to see their faces when this claim cane in.

😃👍

claimant: excuse me, @3ofsw0rds, an alligator ripped off my bumper.

@3ofsw0rds: bitch, you a lie.