rhinse:

cradily:

why do we not fear crabs but we fear spiders and scorpions? crabs are like the weird aquatic love child of both and i dont understand

i can avoid crabs by not going to the beach shane. ms arachnea likes to live in my house and oppress me because im gay.

Crabs don’t come with venom. The worst they can do is pinch you. They’re also bad at sneaking.