shrineart:

I’m playing a manticore (Roshambo) and he’s acquired a goblin npc buddy (Gib) who rides on his shoulders. They’re spying on some other goblins who have captive wolves for mounts.

Roshambo: Hey buddy, you ever ride a wolf before?

Gib: Hrnnn…no, no…but ride man…man…big hairy man. Do good?

Roshambo: …yeah, you do.

Gib: *smiles*

Roshambo: I’m a manticore by the way.

Gib: Yes, yes, big hairy man, hair man, big.

Roshambo: Close enough.