tfadi:

truck mating rituals:

1. Honk loudly lots to express your affections. Long loud honks are good too.
2. Show how strong your engine is! Vroom Vroom lots 
3. Show how strong YOU are! crash and bash through things and pull really heavy stuff in front of your love 
4. Like really heavy stuff
5. Burnout. Extra points if your stacks start flaming! 
6. Burnout while doing donuts? Even more impressive.