AAAAAAAAAA Shockwave kidnapping and experimenting on someone is not how you get Soundwave to date you! Quite the opposite, in fact. Now all I can think of is “Froggy went a’courting”, but it’s “Shocky went a’courting”. Spinflask is cute, though. Omnomnom. Mlem kid.

There is certainly agreement on that.

bettsplendens: I feel like Soundwave would have some Things to say regarding imprisoning and modifying a sapient being to use as a gift. Not good happy things, either.

everythingyouthinkyouknowisalie: XD

‘no’ 

*whaps shockwave with tentacle and storms out with thirty new babies*

Shockwave stumbling around in a blissful haze for the next orn

did not take the hint

sets about making giant batch of sparklings

Soundwave, trembling in rage, about to fucking destroy his Tower