bettsplendens:

Watching Iron Chef. 

“He wouldn’t want to get in a street fight with me.” 

No, I’m pretty sure Gordon Ramsey could whup your ass, dude who is rightly being yelled at for slouching and being disrespectful. 

“and I’m not being sexist, but women do the laundry better than men.” 

Well, they’d probably do the laundry better than you, but that’s because you’re an idiot who can’t follow directions and can’t figure out how to use a wash board.