That top one, with the whole chickens, seems like it’d actually be really good without the desserty inner part. You couldn’t pick up an entire chicken on a slice and take a bite, but pizza and chicken is a pretty good combo.
The other one’s just silly, you’ve got really flat pizza on that side now.
But seriously, just let people eat whatever they want, as long as it’s not toddler-heart pizza or tiger meat or something like that.