here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.
Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck
Counterpoint: wrap rectangular thing up really tight all nice straight edges smooth surface fold in everything fits secure with tape feel good, feel very good, feels nice
honestly i can’t argue with this