Why do i want to eat the dice

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

Somewhere deep in your psyche, there is a primate going oh my fuck that is the most beautifully ripe fruit I have ever seen, look the skin is translucent and glistening and the color is so deep and thus full of life-sustaining sugars and nutrients, I am gonna eat the fuck out of that and I dare god or man to try and stop me

Slightly less deep, there is also a small child also going oh my fuck it’s a bag of brightly-colored and shiny delicious candy I am going to put ALL of it in my mouth right now and I dare Mom or Dad to try and stop me

Basically it’s a wonder all of us haven’t choked to death yet