Attention: Guys who cosplay/want to cosplay spandex-clad superheroes

a-relatable-potato:

relenawarcraft:

OK dinguses, here’s something that’s gonna make your life and the lives of everyone who sees you at the con so much better.

This is called a Men’s Dance Belt.

It’s for male ballet dancers to wear under their tights. Its purpose?

TO MAKE SURE NOBODY SEES THEIR BULGE.

when I’m at a con, nothing kills a potential good superhero costume more than seeing the cosplayer’s friendly neighborhood spider-cock through the costume.

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also good if you’re a teenage boy and you don’t want anyone to see those frequent, uncontrollable boners.  equally good for trans womens’ tucking for cheap