cerberus but he’s a cat instead of a dog

thoodleoo:

• cerberus leaving human bodies across hades’ shoes as a gift
• all three heads yowling when dinner is 5 minutes late
• Giant Toe Beans
• purring so loud it shakes the earth
• hermes using a spotlight as a laser pointer to play with cerberus when he comes to visit
• instead of giving cerberus a honey cake to get past you have to give him a catnip mouse
• getting the Zoomies™ at 3 am in the muddy banks of the styx, followed by tracking mud all over hades’ bed
• hoarding people’s bones under the couch
• triple bleps