thatfriskyfeline:

simonbitdiddle:

officialbumblebee:

heckbat:

imagine transformers having a blog like “reasons my sparkling is crying” tho

“i wouldn’t let her drink high-grade”

“he wanted to fly upstairs with the seekers but refused to spread his wings to do it”

“she covered herself in joint lubricant and is now too slippery to stand up”

“he thought humans were using rust sticks to nail boards together”

“They combined into a larger one except now they can’t unjoin.”

“He told me he wanted to turn into a jet. He DOES turn into a jet. Now he’s crying because he turns into a jet.”

“I wouldn’t let him eat a glitch-mouse.” 

“I wouldn’t let him eat the table.” 

“I gave him energon treats that he can actually eat and he doesn’t want them.”

“I wouldn’t let him chew on my integrated knives.” 

“He has fangs now and doesn’t want them.”