ayellowbirds:

scruffsmcgoogle:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats

But they are places to be expected.

NY rats take the subway and be trying to sell their mixtapes and shit.

1. That’s an Australian accent.
2. That’s a croc, not a gator—specifically, it’s a big ol’ saltie.
3. The rats don’t sell mixtapes, you’re thinking of pigeons. The rats play acoustic guitar.

4: Crocodilians are older than dinosaurs!