I’m grading fifth grade history reports, and one of the students chose Gotham crime as her subject. She claims, “It all started when the official founders of Gotham came across a gross and unstable swamp, decided to stay, and murdered all the Native Americans already living here. That pretty much set the tone up to present day.” #SoundsAboutRight #OnlyInGotham #ButActuallyNotOnlyInGotham