gallusrostromegalus:

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twentybrokenipodclassics:

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lmessentialoils:

Konjac sponger for face cleaning

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how dare u post about konjac sponges without including info on the boi who produces them, amorophophallus konjac

Does “amorpho phallus” mean what I think it means?

yes. “amorphophallus” is the name of the genus of this species. it means “misshapen dick”. 

more species from this amazing plant group that i love with all my heart:

amorphophallus titanum (”giant misshapen dick”). its the largest unbranched flower inflorescence in the world. this is considered a small bloom.

amorphophallus bulbifer:

amorphophallus gigas (recent studies have been suggesting that the ancestor of titanum might have been a natural hybrid between this one and another in the family)

Amorphophallus paeoniifolius:

you see the trend. there are about 200 species of these plants found so far. also some of them heat up and most of them smell like rotting flesh lmao 

anyway just something to remember when u use ur misshapen dick sponge

HI IT’S MY FAVORITE GENUS OF PLANTS BACK ON MY DASH AGAIN.