quick question: what actually would happen if you licked a salt lamp?

glumshoe:

I licked one a couple of hours ago and what happened was my tongue sent “salty taste” to my brain and my brain went “nice, you like this, keep licking until someone stops you” so I did and now my mother is ashamed of me

A salt lamp is just a lamp with a big chunk of rock salt over it, the salt isn’t any different in composition than any rock salt you buy in a shaker at the store.