If Bill cipher actually came to you one day what would you do

glumshoe:

firewolf-pyro:

glumshoe:

I’d force him to look at fan art and fan fiction of himself until he lost the will to exist.

What if he found that stuff really really … enticing?

Please don’t say things like that to me at night when I am trying to sleep. I’m too scared to close my eyes.

Distract him with the sheer volume and sneak away.