glumshoe:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

ppl keep commenting on my post about annual cow-caused deaths that you’re way more likely to be killed by cows than sharks and it’s like yeah?? bc I don’t swim into the ocean with a crop and try to herd sharks??? if there were a shark-herding industry and I had sharks in my back yard and kids took sharks to the county fair that statistic would be different. statistics are fuckin fake

cows aren’t MORE dangerous than sharks, the average person is just more in danger of encountering aggressive cows on a daily basis than sharks

I propose The Swimming of the Bull Sharks… a new annual tradition in which people attempt to outswim a giant school of bull sharks.