look I understand you are somehow superhumanly unafraid of animals at large but a bloody amblypygid? really? I just went to see what it was and looked at a video and I will not be sleeping now.

glumshoe:

They’re harmless! No venom, no stingers, nothin’ but big spooky hands they keep hovering over their faces like they’re gasping at some especially juicy gossip.

I love whip scorpions! Long-armed flat babies. 

They’re no more dangerous than little crabs, really, they just have pincers. Unless you’re a bug smaller than them, no worries. 

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