You know what I wanna do? 

I wanna get one of those big dog crates, divide it into thirds, and put a rooster in each third, then take a picture and email it to the Top Fin company like 

“I was inspired by your betta tanks, so I made this! Aren’t they beautiful? They look great in my backyard. They try to fight each other through the walls a lot, but it doesn’t stress them, and they’re just birds anyway. And I put a bunch of air fresheners around the cage so I only have to clean it once a month! 

“Now, you’re hopefully pretty mad at me right now. Let’s talk about how you sell the fish equivalent of this.” 

Where can I borrow a large dog crate and three roosters?