gaslight-dreamer:

robotsandfrippary:

chazzfox:

goldenmeme:

catsuggest:

lord-kitschener:

instructionsfordancing:

artaeum:

lord-kitschener:

Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like they’re tragic famine victims who haven’t eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now, because you’re 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me

the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at was mad yesterday because his dinner was half an hour late due to a busy day. he proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage cans and tried to knock them over and started desperately scavenging for scraps of food because obviously no one loves him or cares about him and if he must eat garbage to survive then so be it

not food related, but one time my cat cried at me for 20 minutes before i worked out that the reason why she was upset was because there was a coat hanger on her favourite cushion

This is absolutely beautiful and changed my life, thank you so much. Please protect her from hangers at all costs

wow. am STORVING and humaines here making joke laugh at cate honger ?!

My cat is a social eater who is not food motivated at all, so I was baffled when I first got him because he didn’t seem to care about food but he would SCREAM at me for hours when I knew his bowl was full. Any time I went to double check that he did indeed have food, he’d book it to the bowl and snarf like his life depended on it, but as soon as I walked away he’d follow me screaming again.

Eventually I figured out that he just wanted a dining companion and was screaming about how we’re a family and families eat together, god damnit! I moved his food bowl under my computer desk and it fixed the problem. But if I’m ever out for more than 12 hours I’ll come home to find him in a passive-aggressive kitty huff because dinner has been ready for hours but he’s been trying to be considerate (unlike some humans) and waiting for me to eat it. 

On of my kitties starts begging about 2 hours before his actual soft food feeding time (hard food is available 24 hours for my babies). He will cry about how unloved he is and we’ll just joke back like “oh you tragic creature, I know, we beat you every day and threaten you constantly life is just HORRIBLE”. Cats, man. 

idk, man… as a cat it would be pretty frightening when you realize that you’re at the mercy of a really big dumb cat for all your food.  Because like 90% of the food around the house isn’t things you can eat.  Not that some cats don’t try.  My cat ate broccoli once. 

My female will sit ever so patiently waiting for her dish to be filled. Occasionally she’ll cry sweetly (she actually has a little question mark at the end of her cries), but then when we go to feed her, her bowl is full save for one little spot at the bottom. She will sit there for hours and will refuse to eat because as far as she’s concerned her bowl is empty if she can see so much as a millimeter of the bottom.