mangotea:

mangotea:

2012 tumblr dashboard

• nick cage, internet explorer, comic sans, and crocs
• WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS A SCHOOL?
• “this is the only sex gif i’ll ever reblog”
• posts written as an anNOYING CRESCENDO
• david karp unironically being called daddy
• peasant

based on the notes of this post, i’ve decided to give an update!

2017 tumblr dashboard, Tumblr Veteran Edition:

• people who genuinely think that people on tumblr were nicer in 2012 because you could say the n word without getting run off the site

• every few months you hear of a new scam. you wonder where people get the money to get scammed in the first place

• at least 10 posts on your dash of people with Gofundmes begging to not die on the streets because the economy is so fucked up

• thinking it can’t get worse, politically, but news breaks that donald trump publicly admits to using sliced onions as deodorant. nobody blinks an eye. 

• an article blatantly from the onion or clickhole that people take at face value

• seeing a meme that’s genuinely funny and sighing in pain because you know you’ll grow to hate it in two days time

• somehow still being on this site after almost half a decade, hardened. you want to quit so fucking badly. and yet you continue to scroll. your body cries out for you to stop but you do not. you scroll and there is no end.