petralemaitre:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

samdirector24:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dannyelling:

writing-prompt-s:

You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed.

BADA BING BADA BOOM

I’M SLEEPIN HERE

(Turns on nightlight)

Voice from Under Bed: Eeeyyyyyyy pally what’s da big idea

(Parent looking around room)

Voice from under bed: “Fuggedabout it”

“You didn’t see nothin’“

“Dis is a nice bed. Hope nothin’… happens to it.”