oh-mother-of-darkness:

Reasons to be happy today:

• No one knows the exact tipping point that caused The Office (2005-2013) to be banned at Wayne Manor because Bruce gives inconsistent answers to that question, namely–
• a) Don’t you have better things to be doing
• b) The green lanterns laugh at him when that theme song plays in the background of his cave transmissions
• c) Every time his children watch that show, they spend the next week staring at any available camera. Stop making that face at the security cameras. Stop making that face at the reporters’ cameras. Do not stare at cameras while your siblings fight each other. Please. Make them stop fighting each other. Please.
• d) One of his children watched 27 episodes in a row last week, and that’s… that’s too many episodes, Tim. It’s just too many.
• Damian is often cold, and since he spends the majority of his time in a costume that includes a cape, that’s how he tends to wear blankets. He doesn’t understand why everyone else thinks it’s funny. It’s practical, Todd. Pay attention. Why are you smirking