okay so there’s explanations for the “raised by a wolf” thing and the “bear broke into your house” thing, but what’s with the “yelling at coyotes works” thing?

gallusrostromegalus:

pea-gravel:

gallusrostromegalus:

Nothing specific. Generations of gallicade telling the wildlife to fuck off that’s my hamburger.

To be honest, yelling at coyotes is just kind of a thing in Colorado. 

Typical Colorado Evening:

Coyotes: WEEEERRAAAAAARAAARARRRARARRGH!!!

Upstairs neighbor, aggravated and drunk: WHAT?

Coyotes: WHAAAARRRRGRGLRglrlglrlrrrrrr…

Neighbor: WELL GO CRY ABOUT IT SOMEWHERE ELSE.

Coyotes: Weeeerglerlglerlrrrr….

Neighbor: Assholes.