teamnowalls:

the amount of floridian energy emanating from here is ridiculous 

Despite the absurdity of punching at its face, this is a decent way to deal with an alligator if you have to get rid of one. Get somebody to distract the head end (but tell them NOT to put their hands near its mouth!!) and get somebody else to grab+push the tail end while the head end is distracted.

If at all possible, though, leave it alone. Alligators aren’t really all that aggressive, they just wanna chill. If you can, just stay away from the fat pre-dinosaur.