papayapanda:

thepraxianweasleygeek:

Protip for if you’re alone and find yourself getting jumpy because ‘oh shit this feels like the start of a scene from a horror movie’: 

Do something that a director of a horror movie would never put in a final cut. Pull sudden and inexplicable stupid faces. Make up a ridiculous shuffle-dance. Sing that song with the weirdest lyrics you know, loudly and as off-key as possible. Be completely unphotogenic and uncinematic, and it counteracts the irrational fear quite nicely. 

Pretend you’re in the blooper reel of a horror movie

Make the most ferocious faces you can manage at the darkness. 

Potentially, flip off the darkness.